{"product_id":"patriot","title":"\"Patriot\"","description":"\u003ch2\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eGay Pride Sticker – A New Kind of Patriotism\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePatriotism isn’t just for the camo-clad and bald eagle-obsessed.\u003c\/strong\u003e It’s for everyone—including those who \u003cstrong\u003elove their country, believe in equality, and look amazing in pink.\u003c\/strong\u003e This \u003cstrong\u003eGay Pride Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e flips the script on what it means to be a patriot, embracing inclusivity, humor, and a little bit of sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause Not All Patriots Are Alpha Males and Bald Eagles\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're \u003cstrong\u003etired of the ultra-masculine ‘patriot’ aesthetic\u003c\/strong\u003e or just want to rep your \u003cstrong\u003eLGBTQ pride with a twist\u003c\/strong\u003e, this sticker is for you. 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